OMG Ronaldo looks just like me

By: André | July 15th, 2008

Once, about three years ago, I was drinking on the streets while a beggar came to me and said “Man, you must lose some weight, get back running and keep scoring goals. We need you”. He was not talkig to me. He said that to Ronaldo.

Flamengo has announced an agreement with Ronaldo. Finally. We were expecting that for a long tme. And he was expecting it too, I hope. But everyone can notice that he is not working hard to get back on his top form.

Ronaldo and Romário were the best players I saw. I write “were” because Romário is retired and Ronaldo is not a player anymore. Not a soccer player. He looks more like a baseball player. He is fat. He is smoking. He has two broken knees. He is on vacation. And he is millionaire. What more can he ask? Besides that, he looks just like me as you can see.

Ronaldo, Me, Ronaldo

Until the moment he stops doing these stupidities, he won’t be a great signing. Until this day, I want him far away grom Gávea. Unless he is there working to get back on his best shape.

Our president Márcio Braga announced that “As soon as he has recovered from the injury, we will sit around a table and complete the paperwork”. I really hope that this day come as fast as possible and that Tonaldo realizes he nedds some fitness work.

I’m not starting a fitness work, but he should do it. I am going to take a look on Ronaldo’s pictures every day, starting right now, so by the day he won’t look like me anymore I’ll consider him a great signing.

Until then, I am better. I’m cheaper and I am a great header. Let’s face it. He has never been a good header.